Bogies, baddies, bagpipes and bums!
Farting, false teeth and fun!
Gorgeous George and the Giant Geriatric Generator begins
when George witnesses something rather disturbing from his
bedroom window late one night.
People are disappearing fast and no one seems to care. Why are the people of Little Pumpington so miserable? Why has his evil teacher started smelling of wee? Why is Mr Watt so fat? Why does Mr Jolly the Janitor collect hundreds of pairs of false teeth in a cupboard in his workshop? And will Grandpa Jock fill his pants if he squeezes a wee pump out too hard?
During detention George discovers a secret stash of soggy tea-bags
and a hundred boxes of broken biscuits hidden in a mysterious
tunnel beneath the school. Can his new friend Allison help,
even though she’s just ‘a boring girl’?
Can Gorgeous George (who’s not really gorgeous at all) solve
these mysteries with the help of his Grandpa Jock, the wild-haired
ginger Scotsman, before he deafens the whole town
with his bagpipes?
Oh, and do not try the ‘Burning Bag of Poo Prank’ at home.
You have been warned!